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[–] McLoud@lemm.ee 151 points 1 month ago (18 children)

She was planning on having 5 km of cock run on her, now her plans are ruined.

[–] ImplyingImplications 121 points 1 month ago (6 children)

This is almost exactly how I found out my ex-wife was cheating. She bought a ticket to a concert and then freaked out when I bought one too. Why wouldn't I want to go to a concert with my wife? She said it was just going to be a thing with her friends from work. When we arrived there was exactly one friend from work. A guy friend.

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