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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon banters with a friend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
5 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
28 comments fedilink
 
 

honorary greentext

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The day Anon almost died (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon watches The Terminator (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
107 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is a time bomb (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
11 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon thinks the Spiderman script went too far (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon goes to bootcamp (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
33 comments fedilink
 
 
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What a moron (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24872964

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24872963

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Halder

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Anon has a business idea (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
60 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon thinks Aragorn could have done more (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
25 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon has an antique revolver (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
34 comments fedilink
 
 

Not green, but sort of feels green

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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
68 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon introduces himself (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
102 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is a philosopher (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
20 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon wants you to get out there (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is going to get a call from HR (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
42 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon watches anime (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
21 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is dangerous (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
36 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon has casual sex (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
59 comments fedilink
 
 
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It's a good group! (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
171 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon goes to the movies (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is karming (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
28 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon fixes Super Mario Bros (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
131 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
120 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon tries to learn Japanese (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
30 comments fedilink
 
 
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