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Corporate Auth in 2025 (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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App redirects to identity broker
Identity Broker redirects to social login
Browser prompts to open password manager to access social login password.
Password manager prompts for master password and redirects back to social login
Social login prompts for security key.
Social login redirects back to identity broker.
Identity broker redirects back to app.
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The fucking Okta verify app and its "cannot find trusted route to whatever" error popup that covers the approve button that cannot be dismissed except for just waiting for it to go away. Love that.

Oh! I finally got tired of swiping away the "setup express login" or whatever they call it and set it up. It's not any fucking faster! In fact, it's slower! It's the same process, but now I have to also use my fingerprint at the end. And there's enough of a lag that I often forget I have to do that so I'm starting at the login screen waiting for the approval to go through.

And, I have to use the thing twice to get on GitHub or the corporate VPN. It is so fucking tedious and stupid.