Dad Jokes

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submitted 21 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (12 children)

I get what you're doing here and I respect that, but I gotta say:

Why the hell would you microwave a sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Steamed Hams.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 9 points 21 hours ago

You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?

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