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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

why does his skin look like that. It looks like a shoddy spray tan job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

A tan on a skin type that doesn't tan well. Maybe from a tanning bed where you wear eye protection, would explain why that area is so weirdly white.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Awww, he's trying to look like Daddy Trump!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

He looks like he's been skiing 2 weeks ago, i cant see anything wrong here

[–] SplashJackson -1 points 1 week ago

Because something leaked onto him; and down his chin