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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

TBH, paper straws suck. And not because they fall apart, which is annoying but not the end of the world.... But because they're full of PFAS.... Yeah, not fucking great.

Sources:

https://www.popsci.com/environment/forever-chemicals-paper-straws/

https://www.sciencealert.com/it-turns-out-paper-straws-might-pose-a-serious-problem-too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Part of me finds it sad that the "green" option is not only shit but actually worse.

The other part of me is laughing because that's the best snacking my doomer-ism has had for a while.

[–] Kowowow 12 points 1 week ago

I can't imagine normal plastic straws great for microplastics

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’ve never understood why we need straws. I get it for a milkshake but I don’t understand why a restaurant gives me a glass with a straw in it. Do people use straws at home?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'd much prefer to drink acidic or staining things through a straw. Orange juice, iced coffee drinks, soft drinks. The less those things pass over my enamel the better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's a few things, like you said some things truly do require a straw like a milkshake, or slushies, tbf they are "fun" even if that's not a great reason, but I think the real reason people got hooked on them is drive throughs, they are undoubtedly much easier when you are driving.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Bamboo straws are also often coated with PFAS.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Soda lime straws.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glass straws seem like a good option. I've got some re-useable ones, but I bet recycling them would be feasible. We already do it for glass bottles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have some silicone ones that I really like too, they open up like a zipper making them really easy to clean. Silicone is technically recyclable as well, though that is rarely done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They do what?! And they don't leak while you're using them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Ya, really! Cool huh? (sorry for the Bezos' funtrain link) I got mine branded by one of the large grocery stores' house brand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Not the ones I've made from the stand of bamboo, over there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

glass for me. that way i know they get completely clean

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Agave fiber straws. Literally just like a plastic straw, no PFAs but I'm sure there some reason I'm not supposed to use them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think a much more helpful replacement would be replacing the plastic tops with recycled paper tops.