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Danes hit back at Trump with ‘buy California bid’ as they vow ‘to take over Disneyland and bring hygge to Hollywood’ (www.the-sun.com)

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Can they buy oregon and Washington too?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

As a Cali expat in Washington I approve of this.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't forget Colorado, we have lots of drugs!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

As a Coloradoan, I approve of being sold to Denmark.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I support this sale.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I volunteer Minnesota as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Wisconsinite here. I'm hoping the great lakes area is occupied by Canada after we lose WW3.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

And North Carolina. Trump can keep South.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Left and right sides of PA, too, please and thank you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

But mostly the right. Danish is a terrible enough language without adding Yinz to their vocabulary

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I know this is pushing it but can we throw in all the western states? I promise Utah's national parks and skiing are awesome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No... If there's one state besides Texas you don't want in this transfer, it's Mormonland

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

utah will surprise you with how much the mormons do not like trump

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

https://electionresults.utah.gov/results/public/utah/elections/general11052024

No it won't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Too many magats and weird zealots. Nature there is great and all but the people suck.