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[–] Punchshark 236 points 3 days ago (22 children)

I couldn't have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago. WTF is happening? Maybe CERN did break the universe with the LHC

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the 2012 mayan apocalipse was real and we are now living in purgatory.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well the Mayan thing wasn’t supposed to be Apocalyptic; it was supposed be a signal of a “new age.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

... of pain and suffering? if so they were dead on.

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