See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i
According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.
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People yell at you if you use an excel spreadsheet as a database
Does anyone yell if I use SQL?
If you use MySQL, Maria DB people yell
If you use Maria DB, Postgres people yell
If you use Postgres, the nosql people yell
If you use Excel, the MySQL, MariaDB, Postgres and nosql people yell.
Can you give this to me in function form so I can find the global max the gets the most people yelling?
Only if you can tolerate AI, I only have so much time to commit to this bit.
Only the programmers that have to run queries in it because that's their job. 😭
only if its sqlite.
Wow wow what did sqlite ever do to you
I have seen some unholy things done with it.