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Cardi B Blames Trump for Ruining Her $3000 Shoes at Super Bowl — Demands Return of Deported Uncle as Payback (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

“Look how fucked up my shoes [are]. This shoe cost me three bands. All because of Trump. Now I like him lesser!” she said. “Now I like him lesser because you didn’t have to go to no Super Bowl. Fucking up my shoe. Now I don’t really like him.”

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