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[–] ColdWater 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is the funniest shit I've read today

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

Honestly these micro-dick edge lords renaming things has been a pleasant diversion over the last few weeks.