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[–] [email protected] 78 points 15 hours ago

To the people reporting this: Yes, it's a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Its actually Lake 44.027354,-87.049900

Use the full name, y'all lazy motherfuckers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago

Are you using the center point by surface area instead of the center point by mass!?! 🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 43 points 16 hours ago

In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It's not an accident that we are discussing "death tax" instead of "inheritance tax", or that you see reports of "looters" vs "survivors/scavengers".

[–] [email protected] 37 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

That's what we are renaming Texas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

I'm okay with this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Powered by Bunnings

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

Interesting, the lake's name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99

[–] [email protected] 51 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

UK declares US to be called "United Colonies"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 17 hours ago

"The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom" or The SUCK

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

The "Revolting Colonies".

[–] [email protected] 86 points 21 hours ago

The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change

😘👌😆

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The Atlantic ocean is now "the moat".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

"The Pacific" is now "NordVPN Presents: The Pacific"

[–] [email protected] 186 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.

Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.

[–] NotSteve_ 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

If Canada renames Lake Michigan/Illinois to Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo, would Google label it as Lake Michigan (Lake Illinois (Lake Ontario 2: Electric Boogaloo))? What if Québec wants to spread some French to it too?

Edit: updated Lake Manitoba to Lake Ontario 2 because it's funnier

[–] [email protected] 26 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.

Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I'll take New Albion. It's time for a change. England had their turn.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Always has been.

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[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 day ago

Absolutely top notch bit of trolling.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I swear there was an episode with a similar argument in The Twilight Zone.

[–] ColdWater 31 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

This is the funniest shit I've read today

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, we can just declare shit? This changes everything.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (7 children)

And South Dakota has declared North Dakota to be North South Dakota

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I declare AOC to be Queen AOC.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (6 children)

In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Ugh, classic whataboutism. You're probably the commenter in every great lakes thread saying, "bUt whAT AbOuT thE laKE eRiE gHOSt PiRatEs?"

People can care about Lake Michigan and Lake Erie ghost pirates at the same time--this post just isn't the time and place to center them in the conversation.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

Lake Erie will become Lake LeBron.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

California should declare Lake Tahoe to be called Tahoe Tahoe.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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