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There is almost a zero chance Trump will run in 2028. He is old and that would be his third term. JD Vance is really the successor.
JD Vance is a charisma vacuum who is just plain weird. No chance the Republicans run him.
i heard he tried to have sex with a sofa or something
JD Vance fucked a couch, not a sofa.
I see! Thank you for clarifying. Poor couch 😓
Sofa king, a couch?