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The word maritime means of or near or on or dealing with the ocean. So he made a pun by replacing it with Merit, which is about how worthy or how good at stuff someone is, or if someone deserves something.
It's a pretty good pun!
worth adding that when an employer hires on "merit" it often disproportionately chooses white men, i.e. why its related to DEI