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"this program generates around 31GiB of FizzBuzz per second" (codegolf.stackexchange.com)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I've spent months working on this program. I've long thought that "how fast can you make a FizzBuzz" would be a really interesting question for learning about high-performance programming, and when I subsequently saw this question posted on CGCC, I pretty much had to try.

This is so beautiful 🥹

edit: outjerked yet again https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/269772

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Correction: This is not C. It may seem so because of the #include's and #define's but this is just standard gnu assembler syntax. You can notice that the included files are all in asm/ and the macros are just valid assembly.

It's built with GCC instead of as because gcc links the standard library (which include those asm/ files) for you. Though you can build it normally with as, too.

Heavy, iirc. I haven't done this stuff in a while so please correct me if i'm wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh dang ok. TIL

I saw gcc and assumed c or c++ but it didn’t look like cop