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It seems their plan is to commit so much evil that it provokes God into action to bring on the apocalypse
It's seems the powers that be know that climate change can serve as a wrath of God-like scapegoat and they're all but accelerating a push to move most trade to be controlled by US/Russia (+ Greenland + Canada) via the arctic sea, and choke any ability for countries to trade any other way by co trolling the Panama canal.
I am not an expert, I am an armchair nobody. Am I crazy or is this just plain as fucking day?
It’s plain as fucking day. I’m also a nobody. But anyone who reads a lot and pays attention for last decade or two can see where this is going.
I remember getting downvoted to oblivion on Reddit nearly a decade ago telling people to look at the globe from the top instead of toward the equator to figure out why Trump wants Greenland. Because he's a Russian asset.
It wasn't rocket science then, and it's clear as day now.
Not quite exactly like that, but the evangelicals only support the Zionist Jews in Israel (and encouraging Jews worldwide to make Aaliyah and settle there) because when Israel is fully controlled by Jews then Jesus returns and the rapture begins and all the Jews will go to hell and the Christians will be saved.
That’s literally their belief. That’s why there’s Nazis seemingly supporting Jews. It’s not genuine support they’re just using them to make their crackpot religious beliefs come to fruition based on prophecies.
Wait, wasn’t that the plot in Final Fantasy XIII?