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You those software projects that have no defined scope, budget, or timeline? Yet somehow land on your desk?

For those times, I built a Lemmy bot that does an I Ching divination (https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/I_Ching) using a hardware random number generator.

It doesn't help, but it makes me feel better.

If it would make you feel better too, you can use it too by sending a DM to @kong_[email protected].

The message can't be length zero. You should not consider the messaging secure :D

It also may break, bug out, catch on fire, get unplugged, or get overloaded with requests. If none of those things happen, you'll get a response in a couple of minutes.

It's also literally build from scrap, and is sitting precariously on the edge of my desk in Vietnam. Still, it's the state-of-the-art in software consulting!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Beautiful, a marvel of technology!