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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The correct assumption when you see frank red blood on exertion is either lung injury/infection/cancer or terminal alcoholism. It's usually the later.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Latter*

Also, don't forget the ever fun Mallory-Weiss tears if your sudden exertion involves something like jumping, or, since it's also associated with heavy alcoholism, after a long and good barfing session.

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