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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 253 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is Florida finally at maximum capacity for rapists and weirdos?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

The bar was raised while Tate was in Romania. He’s gonna have to step it up to fit in now. A couple of swastika neck tattoos ought to do it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

You may be on to something. maybe there's a branigan's law about rapists and pedophiles in Florida. Once you hit a certain limit the state just stops accepting new ones.

Trump must be back at Mar-A-Lago rn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Trump's quotes are indistinguishable from Brannigan's. There's even gameified versions of this online

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hear Washington DC is taking applications

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Do I hear Secretary of Women's Health?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Seems like there’s a lot of room for that in FL.