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[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.

America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.