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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

That would be an excellent birthday present.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Fingers fucking crossed.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Personally, I'm hoping it falls on my birthday

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can your birthday be 10 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

I mean, technically it was, assuming they are at least 10 years old.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

I will be celebrating your birthday mate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

My birthday is March 9