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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Keep drinking your copium. I'm sure it'll help against reality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Actually what I'm drinking is a nice Tempranillo-Syrah blend, and I really couldn't give a shit about what dollars look like.

Our money is superior.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Now that I use Euros, while they are nicer looking than the US bills, they aren't very nice compared to a lot of other countries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

"Nicer" as in more aesthetic? Perhaps. Which ones?