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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I need to take a trump

[–] [email protected] 1 points 54 minutes ago

MASA, Make America Shit Again!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world