this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Next time you're at a restaurant, you should say, "Sudo, can I have the lasagna as my main?"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"[name] is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You'll still end up yelling at them, now over the correct pronunciation of sudo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That's giraffics you philistine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

sudo su. I am the manager now. Give me all the lasagna you have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Sorry, user aviationeast is not allowed to execute '/bin/su' as root on mintylasagna.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Yeah, but that sounds dumb, so it's soo doe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

hold up, in what world is lasagna not a main?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Patron is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sandwiches weren't cutting it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I understood that reference.

https://xkcd.com/149/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

And you get no lasagna because of elevating the normal question to an existential question.