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A used car salesman
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
Tesla is a close second at this point.
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title "luxury" cars.
A car used salesman