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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

“Elon Musk is probably the best person to bet on I have ever met,” said Lutnick. “And I think, we all know that, I mean, gosh, in the same week that he saves astronauts with his rockets that he invented — imagine that. He’s building, he’s building the coolest robots you’ve ever seen. Go online and look up ‘Optimus’ — it’s the coolest thing you’ve ever seen, we’re all gonna be buying robots, they’re gonna cost about $30,000, you’re buying a Tesla robot, and anybody who doesn’t buy a Tesla robot is gonna be silly, no one’s gonna be keying anything. Elon Musk is the best entrepreneur and technologist in America and I’d bet on him — I wish I was allowed, but I’m not allowed to buy any stock!”

Thank you for this transcript. I doubt I could have made out anything of what Lutnick was saying given how deep into Elon's asshole his tongue appears to be.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

This literally reads like a child's homework assignment to "write about your hero" lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

he saves astronauts with his rockets that he invented — imagine that.

No, he didn't.

He’s building, he’s building the coolest robots you’ve ever seen.

No, he doesn't.