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Yes. You're ugly. You're a statement of fascism. You're unsafe. You burst into flames for like.....no reason. The world would be a better place without you, and what you represent in it.
I thought they were bursting into flames because people keep setting them on fire
In at least some of the cases, it's actually unclear which happened.