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Mitch McConnell Settling Into Retirement by Destroying All the Houses Jimmy Carter Built (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My friend, Hank Hill will be flipping out. He built a home for Niefko and Alla Lubecki, with a highly virile friend of his, Dale Dribble.

[–] ZeroCool 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Dale Gribble~~

It’s very disrespectful to mention his real name on the internet… He’s Rusty Shackleford. I would expect someone with your username to avoid such a mistake!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dunno. In this day and age, it's possible he's attracted to Dale Gribble.