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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That's a keel haulin'!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!