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submitted 3 days ago by BinzyBoi to c/offbeat

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[–] alsimoneau 3 points 3 days ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.