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Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province (www.thebeaverton.com)

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OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You guys mean Norte Norte Califrifornia? The northern most part of Mexico? Purchased for a Big Mac and a Mc Flurry....after all Mexicans were deported to Mexico, president Trump and owner Felon sold the country for just one more taste....fucking heck!!!! The president yelled at the great owner Felon...they forgot my ketchup!

Si señor, that'll be a Guam for ketchup.