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Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province (www.thebeaverton.com)

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OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes please! American here, and I'd just LOVE to be part of Canada!

But hey.....maybe we don't include the states that once had legalized slavery.

Also Florida. Let's leave Florida out of this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Southern states can finally become their own stupid, racist Confederate states and fly their racist flag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No fair! Some of us in the Sunshine State want to be Canadian too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but....look around you......just look.......yeah. That's why.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

We're not all bad. But, yeah, there's a lot of trash down here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plus universal Healthcare!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Stop! Please! I can only get SO erect!