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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To detrumpify / reiterate, because reading what Trump says always feels like a stroke even if you're not experiencing one:

How "Germany" treated Jews, showing signs of love like:

  • Gave them 'help'
  • Liked them
  • Winking
  • Gave extra bread sometimes
  • Gave extra meals sometimes

How Hamas treated hostages:

  • Not as well as Nazis

Good lord. Apparently Auschwitz was a hot bed of *checks notes* undesired winking? /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah I thought I just have terrible reading comprehension skills because that quote took me a while to understand.