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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

if you use a mid-state, like a halfway finger, you can count to 59048

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Either your fingers are way more dextrous than mine, or your hands will look like you stepped on a live power line and it will be hard to keep the count.