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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Art doesn't have to fulfill a practical purpose nor does it usually have security vulnerabilities. Not taking a position on the substance, but these are two major differences between the two.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

my point exactly. practical purpose and security are things you can analyze and solve for as a machine at least in theory. artistic value comes from the artistic intent. by intent I don't mean to argue against death of the author, as I believe in it, but the very fact that there is intent to create art.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Art fulfills many practical purposes. You live in an abode designed by architects, presumably painted and furnished with many objects d'art such as, a couch, a wardrobe, ceiling fixtures, a bathtub; also presumably festooned with art on the walls; you cook and eat food in designed cookware, crockery and cutlery, and that food is frequently more than pure sustenance; and, presumably you spend a fair amount of time consuming media such as television, film, literature, music, comedy, dance, or even porn.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Art can be flawed. Programming is an exact set of instructions for a computer to comprehend in the most literal sense. There isn't nearly as much room for errors. A hallucination during image generation won't cause any damage. A hallucination regarding those very specific instructions can cause problems.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Programming is definitely not an exact science.

Armchair amateur here but there's often a lot of talk about O(n), memory optimization, trash cleanup, compression methods, race conditions, vertex choice in matrices etc...

It reminds me of the neo-plasticists, whose argument was there is no significant difference between painting a farmer next to a pile of hay vs painting a pink square next to a yellow square: both are just arranging representative symbols on a canvas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah but what about those 18 toed porn girls with stumpy legs?