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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be careful with the gators. You'll be focused on the jaws, but the feet have claws too...

Death by alligator is quite rare, but the month before we moved to Florida one took a snorkeler just a few miles from where we were moving to...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, in the water it's a whole different story. They can outswim Micheal Phelps, and Mark Spitz as though those two were sitting still.