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Everyone is making this same joke now. "They're going to tariff my imports now!" "My PR got flagged for DEI because they thought '#include dr_libs' was about hiring communist physicians." "If I import pandas do I have to pay 145% more now?" Jeez. Enough already. /s
Why can't anyone tell an original joke anymore?! Like a steak joke. You almost never hear someone tell a good joke about steaks. It really is a rare medium well done.
I knew a fortune teller, she was rather short but she told me a great joke about steak. Unfortunately, she went missing a while ago and no one knows where she is.
She's just a small medium at large now.
"#include own_libs"
'#include cpptrace' gays drawing dick outlines over here.
Because of the absurdity of it all. On a whim, mr orange rapist man will put tariffs on anything if he feels upset enough about it. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if elon or trump mentions something about this.
Imagine seeing another headline that the genius Elon scoured through code and found a bunch of #import libs and got rid of them from the Pentagon servers.
So... I was just trying to be funny and sarcastic. I added the "/s" as I realized someone was probably going to take me seriously, but probably after you loaded my comment. My bad.
But I want to be angry at you about something that is out of both of our control. Let me have my moment!
I know you mean sarcasm, but I still agree with the point being made.