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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Personally I would happily let my AI bot attend the stupid scrum meetings for me. Let it tell my scrum master and stakeholders whatever the progress of my day of work and in the sprint. Don't bother me in my coding time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We made a (so far internal) tool at work that takes your activity from Github, your calendar, and the issue tracker, feeds that to a local LLM, which spits out a report of what you have been doing for the week. It messes up sometimes, but speeds up the process of writing the report dramatically. This is one of those cases where an LLM actually fits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You know what they say: (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞Fight executive's bullshit with executive's bullshit.