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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Come on

And slam

And welcome to the

JAM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I watched Space Jam with my daughter last night.

Wow what a fucking turd. I remembered it so fondly too, in reality I think theres about 30 minutes of closeups on Michael Jordans face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Don't blaspheme in this holy house, heretic!