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Trump Announces New FIRE Agency to Forcibly Import White Foreigners to USA (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] hellfire103 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I swear, I'm practically on an all-onion diet at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That's ok. Onions have layers.