credit to u/shittyretrocomps on reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt/comments/1jyacoo/have_you_ever_tried_to_make_toast_but_your/
Also, read this: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/
The kicker is that my brother worked as a repairman for the washer/dryer company at the time. I’m still kicking myself.