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White House says it has tech that can "manipulate time and space" (www.newsweek.com)

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A comment by White House science adviser Michael Kratsios has gone viral after a speech in which he claimed U.S. technology can "manipulate time and space," prompting online speculation.

Kratsios, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, made the remark during a policy address at the Endless Frontiers Retreat in Austin, Texas on April 14.

"Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity," Kratsios said during prepared remarks published on the official White House website.

While the statement was likely intended as aspirational language about technological progress, it has since circulated widely online, with some interpreting the comment literally.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve got the ability to manipulate time and space.

It’s called a bus, and patience.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

"Being able to move" sounds a lot less impressive than "manipulating the space-time continuum."