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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks (lemmy.world)
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I want to keep my night vision as well as a clean bathroom.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

The very early biohacking scene did indeed have a lot of insanity.

A few people definitely learned the hard way that uh, oh, maybe I shouldn't have made an incision right there, now I have permanent nerve damage.

As for your own at home setup... yeah, you are what I would consider 'someone who actually knows something about cybersecurity', as opposed to the vast majority of morons who just read a buzzword or some corpo nonsense marketing and then proudly proclaim its all fine and secure because big corporation that makes a baffling amount of money from dataharvesting would never lie to me!