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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Because nothing gets 13 year olds hornier than the State Seal of Virginia. Idiots.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

What did you expect, it literally has Virgin in the name (!)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even if, come on... 13 year olds get horny full stop. Whatcha gonna do next, separate boys and girls again? Make all females wear sacks?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Whatcha gonna do next, separate boys and girls again? Make all females wear sacks?

Don't give them ideas. I wouldn't be surprised if they promoted gender segregation as some form of “protection against the ~~gay~~ trans threat”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Leaving all the girls together and boys together through puberty is all but certain of getting rid of the gays, truthfully pure genius muahahaha twirls moustache.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

It’s just going to be the ol’ ‘women aren’t allowed to go to school’ schtick again.