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Canonically, like, actual canon canonically, he didn't even give up his weekend. He went up to chill in Heaven for awhile, with a side trip to Limbo to rescue the Old Testament prophets and some other old dead guys. He didn't give up his weekend; he went on vacation.
He didn't go to Heaven but he did go to a sort-of limbo - Sheol/Hades. Kind of like a shoe closet but for souls.
So... he pulled a Metro Man?