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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks (lemmy.world)
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I want to keep my night vision as well as a clean bathroom.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Counter point:

In winter the seats fuckin cold as sin and I don't want my dick going inside itself right before I pee cuz that's a different issue that makes a worse mess