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[–] PerogiBoi 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I tried fact checking this but I remember Trump telling me this once at our sleepovers back when he was on the apprentice and I had a mid-sized Greek bakery on 45th street in Manhattan. He’d come in sometimes but never ordered anything. He said he liked the smell in there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Did you need him for the mushroom soup?