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I still believe I could beat one in a fight. (mander.xyz)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Without laughing.

I think I can fuck up a polar bear with bare hands.

I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the polar bear is finished.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

This is gonna become a standard issue copypasta i can feel it. I dont remember where i saw it first, but it was recently.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think it was on a greentext posted recently

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, the original was greentext about gorillas

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