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Pspspsps Lemmy! What's the most embarrassing thing you've seen your pet do? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Ideally moments where they felt embarrassed themselves, but moments where they embarrassed you or others are welcome as well.

My cat Bert was in the window behind the blinds watching this horde of crows chilling in the backyard. The crows were making a bunch of noise chatting. Bert's tail was going real good, he was locked in on these fucking birds. This went on for minutes.

Then I hear a real loud CAWWW! A big SLAM against the window, then Bert came tumbling through the blinds and thudded on the floor. As this happened the noises from the crows reached a new peak. I swear they were fucking laughing at Bert 😂 He walked away from their laughter with a defeated embarrassed look on his face, never to return to the window that day.

I think a crow baited Bert into lunging into the glass window, for the amusment of the rest of the birds lol

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Couple days ago my cat decided to sprint out of the bedroom. She jumped down from her hammock on my headboard, zoomed across the bed, hit the floor and started sprinting. However there was a problem. At the corner of the open door was a manual that I had left on the floor, being a lazy piece of shit. Her back paw hit it and she immediately spun sideways and nearly fell over. Instantly went into a sassy walk and started sauntering off like "I totally meant to do that." When I started laughing hysterically she gave me the stink eye and sprinted away again.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Haha I love when they switch to the "show no weakness I meant to do that" mode. Such little goobers