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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Freddy Kruger, as long as I have prep time. Get a good night sleep the night before? Staying awake for 24 hours is pretty trivial. I can get up at 6 one morning and stay up til 6 the next morning. I'm willing to screw my sleep cycle up for a few days in exchange for 3 billion dollars.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What did you spend your billions on?

More meth obviously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You do not understand how addiction works. I... Kinda understand kinda don't.

But sometimes, sometimes drugs really are the solution, and if you cant get your hands on modafinil, I think 'survive freddy kreuger for 24 hours' is one of those times.

The us air force kits in vietnam, for crashed pilots? They followed a similar logic.

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